german tourists will come up to you and say some shit like entschuldigung ist there a Nationallostundgefundenbüronummer i can call weil i have mein handytelefon gelosten :( and you have to look at them like they’re a dog that is about to be put down and go Herr wir sind in Südeuropa be so so ernst rn
genuinely speechless over this being seen as “chubby.” like i really believe some of you should be hit with a baseball bat
same energy as this. you are all so fucking stupid
tldr; beat homelessness just in time to have my car repossessed.
hi ive been putting this off as long as i can because idk how to ask for help but i really need it rn. some of you might know, i was homeless since oct 2022. we found a place and have moved in at the start of this month (july).
unfortunately this morning i was on my way out to work only to find that my car had been repossessed due to me falling behind on the payments (see: being homeless). i had to call off today but i need my car to get to work the rest of the week. im not asking for a specific amount because i need a lot and this will most likely be ongoing.but ANYTHING helps. please share even if you can't help out financially. words of encouragement/advice also appreciated. thank you 🙏🏾🫶🏾
pypl: @mkwats
cshpp: $mkawatson
vnmo: mk-watson
i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed
I swear I’ve gone my whole life not understanding what was even slightly attractive about Ryan Gosling but him being Ken has completely changed my mind.
The man is flawless. A hero. Adorable. Top tier. A perfect Ken and dare I say it, a perfect 10
![ID: The Bugs Bunny "pleasant evening" meme. Bugs Bunny stands to the right wearing a traditional Arab thobe (long, white tunic with long sleeves) and a white kufi (an Islamic cap) while holding a prayer beads in his left hand. Text to his left reads: "I wish all my muslim followers 🕌🌙 a very pleasant Eid Mubarak with an Arabic text that reads Eid Mubarak عيد مبارك.” End ID.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c03d331ec332c6280f8f97bfceb74c1f/260a84924f3adb65-d0/s1280x1920/f6503706273d02dd19c678d3722789ef64b409e3.png)
ALTHappy Eid ul-Adha(or Bakrid, or Eid Mubarak) to any people of the Muslim faith this year! This is for 6/29/2023
I don't give a FUCK how thick his ass is I'm going to kill Miguel O' Hara for being mean to Miles
Miles, in the best spanish he can: te traje una empanada :3
Miguel: I hope your dad dies
Hey making a new post bc the last one died, but I've got like 20 bucks to my name, and i need to get groceries -- including cat litter. I'd dress this up but honestly I'm just tired right now as it's a rough day for me.
Any help is appreciated, if you can't donate or commission me please reblog if you can
do you have a specific phobia? not just a weird fear / discomfort with something, but an actual phobia.
yes, animal type
yes, natural phenomenon type (water, fires, thunder/lightning, etc)
yes, medical type (blood, needles, dentists, etc)
yes, situational type (claustrophobia, heights, flying, the dark, etc)
yes, other type (something not under one of these categories)
yes, multiple in two or more types
no, not at all
no, but i have agoraphobia (not a specific phobia, despite the name)
i'm not sure / i don't know what mine qualifies as
results
See Resultsi have two phobias and idk i dont see many people talking about phobias despite them being fairly common in my experience.
i have pyrophobia (fire) and turophobia (cheese)
also please dont be rude in the notes of this post ok?
i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it
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